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Whole Person Collection

By Philip Perez,2017-12-03 08:37:00
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Whole Person Collection

1.pull a good (male) friend to go shopping, and then said in public: "leadership! I want to buy this!!" The more people the better the place, the better the sound, the more sassy the action, the better the package to ensure a high return rate......2.a day to play the game until one o'clock in the morning, a friend asleep beside, and then heart evil, set all the time for nine o'clock in the morning, and wake up a friend, confused two seconds later, then a ping-pong wash a bag close gallop sound, five minutes later, a thump accompanied by a friend's howl "I want to pick up your hamstring feet."3.A bastard bullied me, so I decided to go online to buy an inflatable doll, the owner told me to keep it a secret, I said do not keep it a secret, it is no shame, my request is that it must be written on the inflatable doll, had better have detailed information, and then the recipient is.... The bastard who bullied me, the address is his company..4.After spending the night bar, drinking some wine and going home to sleep, his friends experimented with him, and it turned out that... People in their sleep, if they put their hands in a tub of hot water, they wet the bed..5. Online shopping cheated, give bad reviews? You out, today to teach you a good way to deal with unscrupulous profiteers (see the figure below)6.there is a very old trick, I do not know if you have heard before: pretend to be very serious with your friends (male only) said: "ah ~ do you know, often sy people palms will be black ah ~!" Then, if never before on this when the people, 100% will look down on their palms.7.Super simple and practical approach to the whole person, that is to send each other Feixin, a word of the hair, let him slowly receive the message to go... We are living every day boring and the same life, should add a little color, entertainment,8.Pepper cigarettes, there is no love around you take advantage of people, you can carefully take out a cigarette tobacco, care not to damage the paper, and then put the end of the pepper, put the tobacco finishing, put in a place he often go to let him do not tube him, after burning you look good play.9.Boys: "Teacher, I ask you a question. Three ladies each bought a banana, three ways to eat, licking eat, bite eat, contain eat, which do you think is married?" Female teachers thought, red face reply: "It should be the one with the food." "No, it is the one with the ring, but I like your way of thinking."10.The sandwich will be removed, coated with toothpaste, placed in a prominent place, while reading his own side to eat biscuits (of course, camouflage), if it is in the bedroom, someone must be duped, in order to enhance the effect, it can be eaten to send a cup of boiled water to enhance the effect of foaming at the mouth.11.Look for three things, like three cups. When you knock on the first one, ask your friend to say "forget", knock on the second one to say "love", and the third one to say "water" to test your friend's reflexes. After a few times, knock on the first one constantly....12.Tell you the latest Maya prophecy true! Any cell phone with its own calculator, December 22, 2012, divided by 80484.888 with 20121222, the phone will show the owner's name. There is no expert to explain this phenomenon. It's amazing, it's violent! After trying it, I completely collapsed..........13.Go out with friends and get a taxi. A asks, "How much is it to Central Park?" Driver: "Ten dollars." A asks, "How much is it to go with my friends?" Driver: "Ten dollars." A says to B, " I told you you you were worthless....14.Feminine coworker: You pinch the coin with your finger and say: Ask her a question, she pulls out the coin and then answer. First: How old are you? She pulls out the coin from my finger and says:30. So does the second one. Finally: What was the first thing the husband said to you? I squeezed so hard that she wouldn't pull out the coin.15.Living: Tell your friend to get a horse first, pose correctly, take a piece of white paper in his mouth, note that this is the position before the work, and then you have to change him from this room to another room, everything is ready, you can very reluctantly say such a word: Great change of living people Well, I am not, but the living is like this.16.Put the coin in the palm of your hand and shake your fist so that GG reaches in and touches the front and back and asks a few unimportant questions before he answers you. He starts touching the coin and asks, "What kind of girl do you like?" Answer: "Pretty, huh, positive." Finally, ask him, "What did you say when you saw your GF?" Then touch his hand to keep him from coming out.17.First on the pen, not too much; then find someone: Please help me write an X word, I forgot how to write. After he used this pen, his right hand fingertips have oil. Then pretend to care and say: ah! Your right eye has a large piece of eye poop. He naturally used his right hand to rub his right eye, and then..............18.Some buddies often show off their girlfriends in front of their single buddies, taking advantage of his bath, changing his cell phone number to mine, and sending him a text message "Husband, I'm pregnant" while lying in bed at night.19.Telling a story to a friend Once upon a time there was a fisherman who lived by fishing every day. One day, when the storm came and the boat was chopped in two knots, it was over. 20.Find a friend, first let him say "rat" three times, then say "ratold " three times, after he finished "mouse, mouse, mouse,mouseold,mouseold,mouseold", immediately asked him "what is the cat afraid of", almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse", I tried many times, hundreds of times.21.The English spelling of a pig is PUG, isn't it? No, it's PIG, isn't it? How can I remember it is U (YOU)? You are mistaken, it is I, the pig is YOU, the pig is I.22.Just while his roommate was away, he cut off his computer desktop by pressing the print key and set it to the desktop. Then he moved all the original desktop files into a disk folder so that the desktop looked the same as usual. He came back and clicked the mouse wildly, but did not respond! Now he is still shutting down, turning on, turning off, and on! 23.A: What animal loves to ask "why" except people? B: I don't know; A: Pig! B: Why? Ha! Finish the job.24.You asked him, "What is a three point plus one?" He thought for a second and said, "Not sure, Lai (LAI)?" Again you asked, "What is a three point plus one?" And he would say, 99.9%, "What is this word? Is there a word for it? Go?" Actually it should be "Law".25.You say "actually" to a person and then pause for a while and say, "Forget it, it's nothing"... that person is going to get tangled up all night, in all sorts of ways!