Suspects were first observed at approximately 10:30 P.M.
Across the street from the station house.
Robin and catwoman stood guard
as batman soaped an unoccupied police vehicle.
S.U.V., Your honor,
an egregious gas guzzler.
- And filthy, by the way. - Continue, officer.
Officer Brody and I approached. An altercation ensued.
We thought they were hooligans dressed in costume.
As the village people, perhaps.
These suspects then attempted to evade apprehension
by discharging one or
more eggs in our direction.
The charges are vandalism, resisting arrest, and pandering.
Our only tricks were
in conjunction with our treating,
and I do not look like a pimp.
You look like an idiot.
The cat's a known prostitute, your honor. I object to that!
All right, masks off now.
I know you.
Good to see you, judge.
My colleague Tara Wilson.
Would you care to explain to me
why two attorneys are
outcavorting with a prostitute?
We needed somebody to be catwoman.
Someone with a whip.
Mr. Shore, while you are a gifted attorney,
you bring embarrassment and
shame to the legal community.
You're very kind, sir.
1x05 An Eye for an Eye
What's this with the Markham settlement?
He refuses to sign.
He keeps redlining us on language.
We think that he's postponing it until after the new year for tax reasons.
I'll keep pushing him as best I can.
On a personal aside, I'd like to remind everyone to vote.
It's our civic duty.
Whatever our politics,
at the end of the day,
We bleed red, white, and blue.
Morgan vs. Rayburn.
Still in trial.
The client survived his
Tara and I are pushing a settlement,
and on a personal aside,
- I'm bored.
- I beg your pardon?
You people keep assigning me these boring cases.
At my old firm, I got murderers.
I had clients who had touched themselves in public restrooms.
These are people you could root for,
not to mention relate to.
Is there some other place you'd rather be, Mr. Shore?
Yes, I want to be on cable.
That's where all the best work is being done.
- Who's doing the Holcomb case? - Uh, that's Edwin Poole.
- Aren't you...
- I just handled the decert motion.
I didn't prep the trial.
Surely, Edwin assigned it to somebody?
Are you handling the Holcomb pharmaceuticals trial?
Are you prepared to try this case?
I will be.
You will be. Are you aware the trial begins tomorrow?
We have a problem, Lori.
You at least need to backstop Denny here.
I'm in trial myself today.
In trial on what?
I, um, was assigned a case a couple of days ago,
which I sort of took.
What kind of case?
Uh, just a...
Why are you suddenly
taking court appointments?
I just need kind of
a change, that's all.
Now everyone here is dissatisfied?
What is this?
The case I did last week...
it kind of awakened me a little.
I'm feeling the need
to connect with people.
- Criminal people.
- Please don't trivialize this.
Criminal defense is a far cry from criminal prosecution, Lori.
You won't like it.
How can you possibly know that before I even...
I know you.
We shall. Do you have
I do, but what I meant is,
shall we continue where we left off last night?
In front of my building with you peeing in the planter.
I was about to burst.
You should've let me come up.
That plant needed watering.
You should've let me come up, Tara.
It was 4:00 A.M.
I let you up,
next thing we know,
we're in the liquor cabinet.
Two minutes after that, passed out.
Robin sprawled across batman.
What would they say
at the hall of justice?
Was that what you were afraid of, the sprawling?
I invited you out to
get your mind off Sally.
You've succeeded. It's back to an old, familiar wanton place.
Alan, we agreed that
you and I couldn't work.
What was the reason again? I've forgotten.
It would be trouble.
One night out, we lose all control
and end up behind bars.
Which was utterly intoxicating, was it not, losing control together?
What about it, Tara?
After all this time,
maybe we should undress.
Of course, it's a thick file.
It's a class action involving thousands of plaintiffs,
and it's complicated, Denny.
Look, all we can do is throw ourselves
at the mercy of the judge.
If you and I both go to see him and explained Edwin's situation,
maybe he'll give us some time.
It's their opening offer.
You seem like a very
nice man, Mr. Morgan.
You also seem like a hypochondriac.
These headaches are real.