2 Broke Girls S01E01
Being honest does not mean you go on and on about your obnoxious ex or yourpassionate one night stand years ago.
damn dude,she burned you.
【 piss off your dad.put it out not to complain//be4 me vs right be4 me.//mustard color】
this mustard color really doesn't go with my skin tone,neither do the mustard stains
clam chowder,immune system,meth addict,fall out.mob.relentlessly you r really judgemental you know that?
don't get attached.
clientele used to be estern bloc criminals and crack whores but then he took it over and ruined it.
i dont hav the heart to tell him.
im on it.
i may have enhanced my resume.
my trust fund was taken for legal fees,
【rip off .forze the assets.nailed it.】
i m really fast learner.
we split the tips. you did better than i thought you would. they ve totally underestimated the price point on those red velvet cupcakes.
【asking price！pocket the difference！new information！taser！rape！diva】
nothing about that sounds wrong to you，
well！at least i know you r not adopted。
so how‘d you even end up in brooklyn，
our townhouse was taken and bolted up by the bank is this where i m supposed to feel sorry for you，
but just so you know！a well-adjust people would。 i m dead inside。----you make that pretty obvious。 i can cross that off my bucket list。
it didnt feel pink。
that’s not what rape feels like。，lmao
【stress out！diaper！nanny！room temperature water！stab！rag！“jersey shore” 】
motherhood is for reals。
you should twit that。
motherhood has really opened me up emotionally。 【let out！cuff link！publicist！advertising executive！mule！self-esteem！ let me put it to you this way！you got screwed。
what‘d you see in that guy anyway，
hear me out