Friends TV Show Transcript
The One With The Lottery [Season 9 Episode 18] Watch "The One Teleplay: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer
With The Lottery" Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones
on the DVDs / Directed by: Gary Halvorson
videos shown Transcribed by: Eleonora, Pheeboh, Roni & Vanessa below!
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Scene: Central Perk - Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Ross click here
and Rachel are sitting on the sofas. Joey enters
Joey: Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche? Friends TV Show
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Joey: Alright! ; Season 2
; Season 3 Monica: But ehm...what is it not? ; Season 4
; Season 5 Joey: (abashed) A place to entertain my lady friends. ; Season 6
; Season 7 Monica: And what else is it not? ; Season 8
; Season 9 Joey: (even more abashed) A place to eat spaghetti.
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Monica: Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need
it for anyway?
Joey: Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million Visit Friends Pic
and they don't sell tickets here in New York, so... Gallery
Rachel: Oh! So you're driving up to Connecticut? New in USA!
(April, 2003) Joey: (hesitates for a moment)Yeah Connecticut...Not West
Monica: Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to
buy some tickets myself!
Monica: Yeah with Chandler not getting paid, we could
really use 300 million dollars.
Chandler: Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say Friends The 300 million? No thank you! Complete Third
Season Phoebe: Hey will you get me tickets too? at Amazon USA
Rachel: Yeah me too. oh! I have an idea. Why don't we all DVD Region 1 (USA, pitch in 50 bucks, we'll pool our money together and then Canada) if we win, we'll split it! NTSC (TV standard
for Japan, USA, Everyone almost simultaneously except Ross: yeah thats a
Canada) great idea!
NEW! Ross: No thanks!
Phoebe: You don't wanna win the lottery?
(in a mocking voice)Uh...sure I do, and I also wanna Ross:
be King of my own country and find out what happened to
Chandler: Still on Amelia Earhart? Friends Trivia
Board Game! Ross: The woman just vanished! Great present for
Friends fans! Joey: Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this?
Ross: No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the
lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being
struck by lightning 42 times.
Chandler: Yes but there's six of us so we'd only have to
get struck by lightning 7 times.
Joey: I like those odds!
Ross: Seriously you guys, I can't believe you're going to
spend 250 dollars on the lottery, I mean that's such a
bunch of boohaki.
Chandler: (looking around at the others)I'll ask. (To
Ross: Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
Rachel: Yeah so get ready to hear alot of ehm...boohaki, goshdarnit and brotherpucker.
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Rachel: Well when I talk to her I almost feel like she understands what I'm saying.
Chandler: Kinda like Joey.
Joey: (who wasn't paying attention)What's that now?
Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen
Monica: God! Look at all these tickets! It's so exciting! You know I haven't won anything since the sixth grade.
Chandler: Pie eating contest?
Monica: Oh! You assume because I was heavy that's the only way I could win something?
Chandler: No, I saw a picture of you covered in
Monica: That was a good day! (smiling)
(Suddenly Ross comes running into the apartment)
Ross: (yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!
Monica: I'm parked in a garage on Morton!
Ross: (panting)They're towing a car. And I am
Joey: (sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling)
Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?
Rachel: Joey relax! My mother picked her up two hours ago.
You were there!
Joey: (not yelling anymore)I was?
Racel: Yes and you talked to her...
Joey: I did?
Rachel: She dropped off a casserole?
Joey: Oh yeah! The casserole lady.