Red Cedar Inn December 2002
An applicant for a job admitted to the personnel manager that he had both good and bad traits. “What are they?” he was asked. FREE SHUTTLE SERVICE ON “Well” the man said, “on the good side I can do the job better
than any man in the world. Twenty of the country’s largest NEW YEAR’S EVE!! companies are bidding for my services. I could probably double your business within a month, if you hire me.”
“That’s very impressive,” said the manager. “Now, what are Want a great time on New Years Eve? Don’t your bad traits?” want to drive and can’t find a designated “well,” said the applicant, “there’s only one – I’ve been driver? We have the perfect solution.... known to exaggerate now and then…”
The Red Cedar Inn has teamed up with the Holiday Inn Express to bring you a safe and fun WIN PASSES TO SANTA’S MAGICAL filled New Years Eve celebration!! We will book a KINGDOM, A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO
room for you at the Holiday Inn Express, and will CHRISTMAS TREE VALLEY, provide a Free shuttle to and from the Red A WAL-MART GIFT CARD,
A HOLIDAY GIFT BASKET, Cedar Inn, and will reserve a table for your party at
our 9:00 pm seating which will mark the beginning of OR DINNER our party and you will receive the following: FOR TWO AT THE RED CEDAR INN! - Room for two at the Holiday Inn Express Each week this month we’ll be having a raffle, you will
receive an entry ballot with your bill. On Sunday nights one - Party Favors of our servers will draw a lucky winner for the weekly prize. - Music provided by the Herb Eberle Band Ask your server for your raffle tickets and don’t forget to starting at 9pm drop them in the entry box at the door. - Dancing beginning at approximately 10:15 pm December 02-08 –. Win free passes to Santa’s Magical - Door Prizes Kingdom and enjoy the beautiful light display. - Champagne Toast at Midnight - Free shuttle to and from Red Cedar Inn December 09-15 – Win a $50.00 Gift Certificate to This entire package is provided for only $62.91 with Christmas Tree Valley. the purchase of any dinner entree. We will also provide
December 16-22 – Win a $50.00 Gift Card from Wal-Mart shuttle service only, to any Pacific address for $10 per to help with those last minute Christmas presents person round trip or $15 per person round trip to any Eureka or Gray Summit Motel with a paid entree. December 23-29 – Win a holiday gift basket courtesy of the Red Cedar Inn. On New Years Eve we will have 3 dinner seatings: 4pm, 6:30pm, and 9pm: December 30-January 05 - After the busy holiday season, At the 4:00 pm seating, purchase any entree come in and relax and enjoy a dinner for two courtesy of and bring in the attached coupon to receive $5.00 off the Red Cedar Inn. your second entree of equal or lesser value.
All guests at the 6:30 pm seating will receive a
complimentary glass of champagne with each paid entree. Present this coupon and get $5.00 off on a second entree The 9:00 pm seating will include all party with one paid entree privliges. This coupon valid Only for 4pm In addition to our great regular menu we will $5 OFF Seating on New Years Eve 12/31/02 also feature New Years Eve Specials. ** This is a great opportunity to trade services with local companies. Offer them the equivalent in Gift Red Cedar Inn Certificates to give away to in their marketing or as 1047 East Osage Pacific, Mo. 63069 636-257-9790 or 636-257-5414 staff incentives, it’s a great low cost way to offer some Sunday 1:00 pm to 9:00 pm Monday-Saturday 4:00 pm to 10:00 pm Closed Tuesday unique prizes.
leisure time. At night, when I am trying to sleep, I hear Munchkins GETTIN' THE PARTY shrieking in my head, especially the Coroner of Munchkinland, reporting the medical findings of his autopsy on the Wicked Witch of the East. STARTED — WITH A “She's not only merely dead!” he sings. “She's really most sincerely dead!” BALLOON PUPPY I know how she feels. XXXXX By Dave Barry (Dave Barry is a humor columnist for the Miami Herald. Write to him c/o The Miami Herald, One Herald Plaza, Miami, FL 33132. ) Tribune Media Services (C) 2002, THE MIAMI HERALD DISTRIBUTED BY TRIBUNE MEDIA SERVICES, INC. I used to be a party animal. If there was a party, I was there, and I did not leave until it was over. Even then, I did not always leave. Sometimes the people who threw the party, if they wanted to get rid of me, had to move. And these were not sedate parties. These were parties where naked Most of us would like to end our lives feeling both that we swimming was as common as onion dip. I recall one very cold New Year's Eve in New York City when a group of us decided around 1 a.m. had a good time and that we left the world a little better that it would be a great idea to go to Jones Beach and swim in the than we found it. Atlantic Ocean, which for your information is not heated. The water was so cold that the fish had crawled onto shore and built little driftwood Philip Slater bonfires, but we charged right into the surf and frolicked until we had the Do what you do so well that those who see you do what same internal temperature as an Eskimo Pie. you do are going to come back to see you do it again and If we had drifted into the path of an ocean liner, our bodies would have punctured the hull and sunk it. That is the kind of party animals we tell others that they should see you do what you do. were. Walt Disney I was thinking about this recently, at a party. Like most of the parties I attend these days, this one was to celebrate the birthday of a person who is younger than my current set of contact lenses. There is no nudity at these parties, except when a guest removes all of his or her garments, including diaper, and sprints around squealing, pursued by a parent Win a FREE DINNER! terrified that the child is about to make peepee on the carpet of semi-Take the Trivia Challenge! complete strangers. So there I was, holding a balloon puppy that had been made for my daughter by the party clown. (All children's birthday parties are now Each month we’ll give you a new trivia question. Bring required, under federal law, to have a clown. If you don't have one, armed in your entry, or fill one out while you are here. The first agents of the U.S. Department of Child Whimsy will come to your home one drawn at the end of the month with the correct answers and forcibly paint your face.) I was talking with my wife and another will win a free dinner (up to $20.00 value). Here is this mom, who told us she had started buying her groceries via the Internet. You can do this where we live: You go on the Internet and select the month’s trivia question: groceries you want, and they are delivered to your house. If you have a chair with wheels, you can just roll from your computer to your front One notable medieval English Christmas celebration door, let the delivery people in, then roll back to your computer, without featured: ever standing up. We live in wonderful times. Anyway, this mom was telling us about ordering her groceries online, A) A giant, 165-pound pie and some other moms, overhearing this, hurried over. I will not lie to B) Snowball fights between rival courtiers you: We were all very excited. When the online mom told us that you could even specify, online, whether you wanted your bananas ripe or C) A swimming race across the English Channel unripe, there were audible gasps. I made a gesture of amazement with my D) Huge crackers that sometimes exploded fatally daughter's balloon. That was when a chilling thought flashed across my mind: What has happened to me? How did I -- a person who once made the front page of The first 10 people to answer correctly will be in the newspaper in Armonk, N.Y., because, of all the lawns I could have chosen to lie down and fall asleep on, I chose the lawn belonging to the the draw to WIN! chief of police -- how did I turn into a person enthusiastically thrusting a balloon puppy in reaction to the news that I had an online banana-Congratulations to Nancy Kilts of Kirkwood, who ripeness option? Is my life really this dull now? Have I turned into a answered last month’s trivia question correctly and has pathetic old person, like Strom Thurmond, or the Rolling Stones? received a $20.00 Gift Certificate. Wild Turkeys run 20 Wouldn't Thrusting Balloon Puppies be a good name for a rock band? Do you want more proof of how dull my life has become? Do you miles per hour.