I was a . girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me„It was her beautiful younger
sister. prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed
life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, ”I’m
going upstairs to bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
Lo and behold, entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, future father-in-law hugged me and said, “We
are that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. Add a comment
It snowed last night.This morning the road 【加was】covered with snow ,but there
【we're——were估计你打错了】 still a lot【加of】 bikes coming and going.Suddenly I
saw a woman 【walk——fall】 off her bike.The woman 【lied—lay】on the ground and
couldn't get up.I ran up to her and tried to help her,【and——but】 she still couldn't stand
up because her right leg 【is——was】 broken.At that moment.【the——a】 policeman
came over when he saw this.Immediately,he called 【at去掉】 a taxi.The taxi driver sent
the woman to【the】 nearest hospital.There I telephoned the woman's office and told a man there the 【wholly—whole】 story.【Seen——Seeing】 that the woman was well
looked after,I said goodbye to her.Before I left,the lady thanked me again ang again.
则?M的轨迹方程为??x-0)^2 + (y-0)^2 + (x-6)^2 + (y-0)^2 = 26.....(1)
或??x-0)^2 +(y-0)^2 + (x-0)^2 + (Y-0)^2 =26.......(2)
化简?1?式得?2x^2 + 2y^2 -12x +36 = 26;
x^2 + y^2 -6x = -5;
(x^2 - 6x + 9) + y^2 = 4;
(x - 3)^2 + y^2 = 2^2.
化简?2?式得?2x^2 + 2y^2 -12y +36 = 26;
x^2 + y^2 -6y = -5;
(y^2 - 6y + 9) + x^2 = 4;
(y - 3)^2 + x^2 = 2^2.
2,walk off 改为fall off
4,is broken 改为 was broken
5,call at ,at 删去
it snowed last night. this morning the road was covered with snow. there were still a lot of bikes coming andgoing.
Suddenly I saw a woman fall off her bike. The woman lay on the ground and couldn't get up. I ran up to her and tried to help her get up. She sat up but still couldn't stand up because her right leg was broken. At that moment, a policeman came over. When he saw this he called a taxi. The taxi driver sent the lady to the nearest hospital. I went with her to the hospital. There I telephoned the woman's office and told a man there the whole story. Seeing that the lady was well looked after I said goodbye to her. Before I left, the lady thanked me again and again.