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Legend tells of a legendary warrior

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Legend tells of a legendary warrior

    Legend tells of a legendary warrior... ...whose kung fu skills

    were the stuff of legends

    He traveled the land

    in search of worthy foes.

    --I see you like to chew.

    Maybe you should chew on my fist! The warrior said nothing

    for his mouth was full.

    Then he swallowed. And then he spoke. --Enough talk. Let's fight!

    ——shashabooey!

    He was so deadly in fact

    that his enemies would go blind from overeXposure to pure awesomeness. - My eyes!

    - He's too awesome!

    - And attractive.

    - How can we repay you?

    There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

Kablooey!

    It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity!never before had a panda

    been so feared! And so loved. 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,780 Even the most heroic heroes in China

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    00:02:01,850 --> 00:02:04,080 the Furious Five

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    00:02:04,150 --> 00:02:07,090 bowed in respect

    to this great master.

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    00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,990 We should hang out.

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Agreed.

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    00:02:13,030 --> 00:02:15,190 But hanging out would have to wait.

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    00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:19,700 Because when you're facing the 10 000 demons of Demon Mountain

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    00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:22,570 there's only one thing

    that matters and that's...

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    00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,400 Po! Get up!

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    00:02:24,470 --> 00:02:26,240

    You'll be later for work!

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    00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:27,570 What?

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    00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,350 Po! Get up!

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    00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:55,160 Po. What are you doing up there?

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    00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,500 Nothing.

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    00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,770 Monkey! Mantis! Orane! Viper! Tigress!

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    00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:13,520 Po! Let's go! You're late for work.

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    00:03:13,590 --> 00:03:14,950 Coming!

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    00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:26,490 Sorry Dad.

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    00:03:26,570 --> 00:03:29,400 Sorry doesn't make the noodles.

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    00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,840 What were you doing up there? All that noise.

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    00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:34,400 Nothing. I just had a crazy dream.

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    00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:35,700 About what?

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    00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,370 What were you dreaming about?

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    00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:38,970 What was I...?

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    00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:41,810 I was dreaming about...

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    00:03:43,850 --> 00:03:44,840 ...noodles.

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    00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:48,980 Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?

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    00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:51,620 Yeah. What else

    would I be dreaming about?

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    00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:54,160 Careful! That soup is sharp.

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    00:03:54,230 --> 00:03:55,700 Oh happy day!

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    00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:59,670 My son finally having the noodle dream!

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    00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:05,060 You don't know how long I've been waiting for this moment.

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    00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:07,000 This is a sign Po.

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    00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,870 A sign of what?

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    00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:13,570 You are almost ready to be entrusted

    with the secret ingredient

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    00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:15,910 of my Secret Ingredient Soup.

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    00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:21,120 Then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant!

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    00:04:21,190 --> 00:04:24,680 As I took it over from my father who took it over from his father...

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    00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,420 ...who won it from a friend in mahjong.

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    00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,190 Dad Dad Dad it was just a dream.

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    00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,560 No it was the dream.

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    00:04:32,630 --> 00:04:36,200 We are noodle folk.

    Broth runs through our veins.

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    00:04:36,270 --> 00:04:40,170 But Dad didn't you ever want to do something else?

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    00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,110 Something besides noodles?

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    00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:45,110 Actually when I was young and crazy

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    00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:49,240 I thought about running away

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