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CHNAGES (FOR 6 MUSIC)

By Jack Bryant,2014-05-07 15:26
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CHNAGES (FOR 6 MUSIC)

CHANGES (FOR 6 MUSIC)

SPOKEN INTRO SECTION

    Oh by jingo!

    I hear on the information zuperhighway

    They’re closing down my favourite digital radio station!

    I shall have to do something about thiz…

Wuzza wuzza wuzza wuzza

    (Wuzz wuzz wuzz)

    Wuzza wuzza wuzza wuzza

    (Wuzz wuzz wuzz wuzzzzz)

    I still don’t know why they are closing it, Cos there’s loads of other things at the BBC That are much more shit.

    And every time someone says,

    “But why 6?”

    They say it’s best for all concerned.

PAINFULLY BAD SINGING SECTION

    But the listeners that you zpit on

    Who have found zomething unique

    Are amused by your consultations

    And the spurious commitment to quality

    Of which you speak.

KEN KORDA SECTION

    (R, r, r, restructure!)

    We have thought it through.

    (We’re restructuring!

    Don’t tell us how to run our castle please! (R, r, r, restructure!)

    If you don’t agree, that’s tough for you. (We’re restructuring!)

    We’re aggregating content and ring-fencing brands

Time will tell if

    We’re talking balls.

SWEET HARMONY SECTION

    Big British Castle

    Reconsider please!

    We’re the ones who pay you all The flipping license fees!

(S, s, save 6 Music!)

    Just because it’s small

    (Save 6 Music!)

    Don’t close down 6 Music and replace it with a shopping mall

    (S, s, save 6 Music!)

    Not that you were proposing to build a mall

    (Save 6 Music!)

    I just needed something there that rhymed with small

SINCERE SECTION

    Listen to us

    When we tell the trust.

    Will you listen to us

    If we tell the trust?

SPOKEN OUTRO WITH BOWIESNACK JOKES SECTION

    I’m playing my saxophone Later on I’ll listen again to Nemone And Tom Robinson and Gideon Coe and Don Letts and Lamacq

    And then I’ll have a Bowiesnack

A Life On Mars bar or some Revel Revels?

    Maybe I’ll just have a Quicksandwich.

    Wuz.

I love you byee!

    Adam

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