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valentineriddles

By Leroy Johnson,2014-05-16 00:02
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valentineriddles

    1Q. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

    2Q. What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine's Day?

    3Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

4Q. What two words have a thousand letters in them?

    5Q.What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean;

    6Q.What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

7Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope?

    8Q. Is it better to write a love note on an empty stomach or on a full stomach?

    9Q. What will the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?

    10Q. Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?

1A. Cauliflowers!

    2A. My heart beats for you!

    3A. I'm stuck on you!

    4A. Post Office!

    5A. One is bored over a man; the other is a man overboard. 6A. A stamp.

    7A. Stick with me and we’ll go places.

    8A. It is better to write it on paper!

    9A. Will you bee mine?

    10A. No, but they had an apple.

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