By Judith Campbell,2014-12-26 07:08
21 THE MAIL BOMB
(Knock at the door.)
Mailman: Got a package for you. Sign here.
Seinfeld: Oh, where is it from?
Mailman: No return address.
Seinfeld: What if I don't want it?
Mailman: Are you refusing delivery?
Seinfeld: Maybe I am!
Mailman: Why would you do that?
Seinfeld: I've never done it before!